The Elephant in the Room-1

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Everyday I see something that makes little to no sense to me. At times it's as if my eyes have chosen to play some type of trick on me and convince me that shit that makes absolutely no sense what-so-ever should be happening on a daily basis. When I was in my early twenties I was able to take such aesthetic inconsistencies in stride, but now that I am solidly in my mid-twenties these inconsistencies do nothing but make me further appreciate the importance of quiet, dimly lit rooms, and online Virtua Tennis for the Playstation 3 gaming console. There is no real uplifting message to what is about to be written here and I am quite sure that writing this will give me very little catharsis ( much like Kim Kardashian's home made sex tape...I mean it looked good on paper, but once you realized Ray-J lacked lacked the sexual skills necessary to play the role of a competent partner it became apparent that this was gonna be 90 minutes that you would want back after it was over. Had to see that ass though, didn't ya). While very little social good can come from this, it is important that I acknowledge it. I must document/list this to ensure that I can never be accused of bitching aimlessly. No, I will bitch by distributing it on the internet where a whopping 19 people will have viewed this article after 3 months.

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  Skinny black men who date fat white chicks- This is something that has always confused me because I myself am a skinny black man, yet I have been able to make a solid effort to not become a statistic. I weigh all of 145 lbs soaking wet, with all my clothes on, after 3 bowls of spaghetti, a healthy cycle of creatine, three glasses of franzia box wine, with my Timbalands on. So I understand that being a skinny black man can be challenging and I am at peace with the fact that many American black men have an attraction to white women that simply cannot be explained or deduced on any scientific level. Date white women. The act alone is all types of fine, but please try and date pretty white women. If we must piss off black women everywhere we at least owe it to these disgruntled females to date white girls that are attractive and take decent care of themselves. I know why many brothas do it. The overweight white girl puts up with the brothas shit, pays his cell phone bill when needed, gives him a license to fornicate with other women (whether she knows it or not) and has that good city job. However, this can no longer be accepted....Stop being a bum brotha. Don't be mad just because Bill Cosby Called all of our asses out in public. Do something with yourself and don't date the poor girl just because she will put up with what other women won't. Date a girl you actually want to engage in sex with every 3 to 5 days.... And while you're at it, stop smoking so much weed...shit.