Who Shot Cha?

  Walked into a club yesterday and heard: “...Yea, my credit is fucked, but at least we got Bin Laden.”

• Got a second deferment on my school loans, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• Forty grand for a piece of paper that does not work, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• Congress still holds hearing over drugs in sports, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• $1.29 for a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger at Wendy's (nonsense), but at least we got Bin Laden.
• Gulf oil spill is still quite the problem, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• I can't upgrade to a new cell phone for free, because I (unknowingly) singed up for a new two year agreement when I bought my current phone, and that plan doesn't end till next June, and even then I  have to pay 69.99 for the new phone (I really want) with the POTENTIAL for a 60 dollar rebate 3 months after I have already purchased the new phone, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• Snooki is still on TV, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• Black men still dig fat white girls, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• Some still don't think Obama is a legal citizen, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• They still don't want to teach proper sex ed in schools, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• North Philly still looks like a bomb hit it, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• Donald Trump...., but at least we got Bin Laden.
• Angelina Jolie is “hot” (white guys, stop this), but at least we got Bin Laden.
• Unplanned pregnancy number three for some young woman today, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• Kevin Costner was allowed to act, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• We had round the clock coverage of two Brits getting married, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• Three wars going on, but at least we got Bin Laden.
• KE$HA....does....stuff, but at least we got Bin Laden.

I could keep belaboring the point but by now you get the picture. Now who shot cha?