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Thursday, May 12, 2011

On My Radio.: Setoiyo vs Staring Female

On My Radio.: Setoiyo vs Staring Female: "With three people at in the audience, at 2 a.m. in the morning, I says 'fuck it' a minute and a half into this set and teach a young lady ab..."

Setoiyo vs Staring Female

With three people at in the audience, at 2 a.m. in the morning, I says "fuck it" a minute and a half into this set and teach a young lady about eye gazing with male primates.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

On My Radio.: Who Shot Cha?

On My Radio.: Who Shot Cha?: " Walked into a club yesterday and heard: “...Yea, my credit is fucked, but at least we got Bin Laden .” Got a second deferment on my scho..."

Who Shot Cha?

  Walked into a club yesterday and heard: “...Yea, my credit is fucked, but at least we got Bin Laden.”

  • Got a second deferment on my school loans, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • Forty grand for a piece of paper that does not work, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • Congress still holds hearing over drugs in sports, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • $1.29 for a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger at Wendy's (nonsense), but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • Gulf oil spill is still quite the problem, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • I can't upgrade to a new cell phone for free, because I (unknowingly) singed up for a new two year agreement when I bought my current phone, and that plan doesn't end till next June, and even then I  have to pay 69.99 for the new phone (I really want) with the POTENTIAL for a 60 dollar rebate 3 months after I have already purchased the new phone, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • Snooki is still on TV, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • Black men still dig fat white girls, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • Some still don't think Obama is a legal citizen, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • They still don't want to teach proper sex ed in schools, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • North Philly still looks like a bomb hit it, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • Donald Trump...., but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • Angelina Jolie is “hot” (white guys, stop this), but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • Unplanned pregnancy number three for some young woman today, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • Kevin Costner was allowed to act, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • We had round the clock coverage of two Brits getting married, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • Three wars going on, but at least we got Bin Laden.
  • KE$HA....does....stuff, but at least we got Bin Laden.

I could keep belaboring the point but by now you get the picture. Now who shot cha?